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William Mulholland

A self-taught Irish American civil engineer who was responsible for building the infrastructure to provide a water supply that allowed Los Angeles to grow into the largest city in California, which, since has been steadily transforming into Turdistan, where homeless people are firing their turdcannons on the streets, because they have no legit place for unloading their turdcannons

William Mulholland is turning in his grave

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021


William Thomas

Alpha male and apex predator, William Thomas are almost allways shunned by the public due to their immense size and strength, they have 23 inch penises and are often seen singing the song "what can i say except your welcome"
unacceptably William Thomas likes Le peen and ignores the repeated asking outs of girls with the names of, Angie, Cecile and many many more.

William Thomas: hey Cecile will you go out with me?
Cecile: who are you again? (said with haste as she attempts to escape his sexy grasp)

by a lil boi named Hayden April 19, 2019


Moist William

A Moist William is the act of barely inserting your erect penis tip inside an excited girl's wet vagina, promptly pulling it out and sliding the residual vaginal fluid on her inner thigh. The movement should be done in a swift "paint-brush" fashion. After this, for the Moist William to be complete, put your clothes back on, pack your belongings, leave without saying a word, and never call her back.

Aye brody, last night Yanni told me he gave his girl a moist William. She was so confused.

by Bravo MNGMT May 2, 2017

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william afton

william afton is also one of my favorite mutuals he kinda reminds me of a minion but hes rlly funny i used to call him little ceasers

"mueheheh william afton at a pirde parade!!!"

by mae..!!! April 10, 2022


William p

When you agressively grasp the tip of a mans penis and twist until he screams much like the titty twister only different

That guy hit me in the dick and so i gave him a william p

by Clifford the big red asshole November 22, 2017


william keene

a nerd

William keene is a nerd

by etrfafgrhehgsear May 7, 2018


freeman williams

Freeman Williams is a retired basketball player. He was the 1978 NCAA man's basketball division Division 1 champion. He was born on May 15th, 1956. He is 6'4 and the 1978 Boston Celtics pick round 1 pick 8. He went to college at Portland State University. He was a small forward and a shooting guard. He was also a all time scoring leader at Portland.

Wow, Freeman Williams is such an awesome basketball player!

by bigchungus223 May 9, 2019