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Hepatitis X

An especially rare and deadly variation of hepatitis not yet known to man. It is currently developing in an underground abandoned nuclear lab. When it is released upon the world its toll will be deadly. Symptoms will include extreme pain, followed by an inevitable case of death, accompanied by soul death after physical death.

Juan: Man if I ever get Hepatitis X I think I'll kill myself...

John: Umm...if you get Hepatitis X you will already be dead.

Juan: Then I'll kill myself when I go to heaven/hell.

John: Umm...your soul will die too.

Juan: ...Damnit.

by FuctButSects October 18, 2010

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


x gang

THE ONLY GANG THAT MATTERS!
We love our savior XpertCriminal aka Eric Sebastian Morton and would do anything for him. We drink the kool aid, all you have to do to join is GIVE THIS VIDEO A BIG THUMBS UP AND SUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!

bruh you’re so cool for being a part of the X gang, I wish Eric would put me in his vlogs :(

by x gang member #32 June 30, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


x box

1. An oversized piece of crap that can be compared to oversized/huge buildings and objects.

2. A huge console that is only good for 2 games...halo and fable

3. Console that wouldent exist and would have made Bill Gates bankrupt if halo werent made for the console.

4. Wtf is this ?

Person 1: wow thats a big turd!

Person 2: omg your right thats the biggest x box ive ever seen!!

by Sergio April 6, 2005

23πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


x-ex

a person who was you ex girlfriend or boyfriend but is not with you again

A: hey man i thought that girl was ur ex?

B: na shes my x-ex now

by christophorus September 8, 2010

12πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


x-tina

Also known as Christina Slaguilera, although X-Tina resembles a poorly made-up drag queen, she is ACTUALLY a woman. Even when she ditched that ugly-ass weave and tried to imitate a Marilyn Monroe style (badly) she is still a rank slut with a bad attitude. still, can't argue with the fact that she can sing pretty well... unfortunately not as well as others <3

Person 1: OMG there's a rank cross-dressing fag hag with Jordan Bratman!
Person 2: It's X-Tina! She must be like an X-box all big and ugly and cheap and shit...
Person 3: No, that's just Christina Haguilera!

by John June 16, 2006

25πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


X parasite

A breed of organic life, the X Parasites are the most dangerous species of sentient life in the universe. They can infest themselves in a host body, thereby creating them a new body to live in.

"X Parasites are dangerous, man."

by FinalHazard April 26, 2004

10πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


x-box

a good console that is the first generation of xbox systems.
The ps2 is the 3 generation of its kind, meaning that when the xbox gets to the 3 gen it will rape so much harder than any playstation system out.

Who fucking cares about the big controllers now they sell them with s controllers which are much smaller and are made 5times better than the ps2 controllers PS2 sucks if you guys are dumb enough to buy that shit please please do youself a favor and KILL YOURSELF!

wow the x-box is so much better then the ps2

by G1GA April 20, 2006

16πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž