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Anyone who is considered you're enemy
That's what you get young boy
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Gathering of Thotties and Fags where they pray and suck some nigga’s dick to take them places and out to eat.
Allison and Lethsa sucked the Young Life leader’s dick to take us to iHop!! Woohooo
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Jamie Young is the biggest knobhead you could ever know, he is the jammy git that somehow gets the girl of your dreams but when he does he's a real dick to her, he's always trying to get his hands up her skirt even when she doesn't want to. Jamie Young is an arrogant arsehole
Hey man do you know Jamie young?
Oh that guy? He's the most arrogant knobhead on the planet
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All that is good.
P.S. Southern Man > Sweet Home Alabama
Neil Youngs sperm is the most valuable resource in the world and it needs to be harvested.
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Noun
A sexual move in which a male participant ejaculates into a tissue. This is followed with said male screaming the lyrics of the popular song "Y.M.C.A", balling up the tissue with ejaculate in it and throwing the balled happy-goo tissue at his sexual partners face. It is very important that the tissue hits the participants face as they exclaim "Young Man"
Rebecca: Hey Cassidy, you seem in a good mood.
Cassidy: Michael Young Manned me last night! It was wonderful!
Rebecca: Lucky! Dylan never Young Mans me!
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Another slang term for cocaine.
"What's up big dog, you got any of that young and the restless? This cat needs a scratch."
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One of John Green's mythological creatures. Written by any other author, she would have been unforgettable. Instead she is used in a context where a wimpy kid falls for the pixie dream girl (Alaska Young), who feels sorry for herself, is not constant in character, is shallow in terms of complexity, is self-destructive but in a really lame way and is "mysterious", though the mystery is taken away when she states that the whole point is that they don't know her. She tries too hard to be adventurous, impulsive, bad ass and instead fails miserably. Alaska Young is a hero to John Green's fans, who only wish they could date a pixie dream girl but are content with fantasizing about her along with 35 year old author, who repeats the same characteristics in every goddamn piece of shit book he writes. And no, even though he does it over and over again in other books, the pixie dream girl doesn't get deeper or more realistic. John Green obviously mirrors a high school crush and a sexual fantasy of a girl who never gave him the time of day.
Nerdfighter: OMG, I want to be just like Alaska Young!! omg you're a genius!
John Green: I know. I'm sure that the girl I based her on is now wanting to get it on with me because I have money...
Pfff No.
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