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wat alot of guys become so they can bang hot chicks.
me and every other person who can waste enough money is or wants to become
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When a man ejaculates into his sexual partner's face after getting dome, and punches her the forehead multiple times. Being unable to see, this forces the woman to attack blindly, and possibly moan, like a zombie.
"Hey Frank, have you seen the video of your mom doing the walking zombie?"
"Nope, can't say that I have."
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An asshat who sucks Stan Lee's dick.
MZ: "Look, I'm not just saying that marvel has the most real and credible chatacters of them all, but we also have sorcerors, gods and aliens in our universe. So, marvel is perfect in any way possible..."
(quoted by a marvel zombie)
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A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.
Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot
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When you defecate a large amount of stool with so much ferocity it could feed a zombie living in the toilet.
After that 6 pack of burritos I had to feed the zombie. The toilet was then clogged.
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Forcing oral sex on a corpse and daring it to bite you.
Darren became Danielle last summer after he got cocky zombie baiting.
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a great drinking game played after a hard days work or chop suey double headers.
Zach: Hey man let's play taco zombies after this game of chop suey.
Willy: Ok man, but no dyke porn
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