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April 19th is national hold hands with a gay person day.
National hold hands with a gay day:
i held hands with my gay friend, he hated it
On the 26th of June every year, this is the day where you bully your blonde lancky mate called Rhys Kay.
This can be executed in the following ways:
Randomly hitting him, calling him a loser, throwing things at him and finally reminding him how single he is.
“Hey it’s June 26th”
“Oh no, I’m gonna be bullied again today”
“Come on, it’s national bully Rhys Kay day I have to”
National Band Kids Day July 1
National Band Kids Day celebrate the band kids you know
I know what we should do we should kiss our tall friends day especially cause there hot.
“Let’s kiss our tall friends day”
A: look it’s B
C: so what
A: kisses B
C: why’d you do that
A: it’s National kiss your tall friend day
On February 8 it is the duty of all of a certain persons mutuals to call them out on their homophobia
"I hate gay pll,
Post that on your story bruh 💀" -Quirky person
"Send me your address, it's National Quirky-ism day" - Gilbert (national treasure)
It December 4th try fucking ur ex
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
That's right it's December 2nd that means time to show your best friend your tits ladies
Today is National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day