The "Cock Tire" is when you get your own cock stuck underneath a tire.
Bob: "Welp Johnny, Looks like I got my cock stuck under a tire again."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."
something that makes you super atractive for basically no reason.
jeff over there has a big ass cock like an dino dong jesus christ WTAF.
When your girl pushes cum out of her vagina back onto your dick after sex when she is on top.
We were doing it cowboy style when you girl gave me a cock icing to finish it off.
guy having a little too much fun in bed
wow I'm having a hoppy cock right now
Another name for your hands scratching your dirty cock. What you don't want touching your potato chips!
Keep your cock scratchers off of my food!
Cock that actually turns a women into crazy and desperate. A woman who is distant and unemotional can get one little taste of a voodoo cock and become a hopeless romantic mess. It’s a blessing... yet a curse.
Like OMG girl, he got that voodoo cock that’s making me see stars!
When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.
Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.
Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History