National Butt Day occurs every Saturday.
During this holiday everyone is allowed to show you their butt and no one can report it.
“Show me your butt!”
“ew wtf”
“Chillax bro, it’s just National Butt Day”
On November 22 you can slide tackle your short friend.
''National Slide tackle the short friend day''Is were you can slide tackle the short friend.
On September 5th ask out your crush and its okay if they rejects you
National ask your crush out day on September 5th
Boy : Wana go out with me
Her: why me:becouse is national ask your crush out
Her :no
National ask your crush out day ok
I bet you won't
National ask your crush out day is today
Okay then tell her
This day is on September 9th, It is the one day of the year where you can literally eat any and all cheesecake.
National eat cheesecake day is an entire day where anyone can eat cheesecake until they can’t eat anymore. This day is on September 9th.