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A day where you can go around and punch people face freely
“Hey Jack, today’s National Sut People’s Face Day, lets go find that kid we hate and punch him in the face!
National STFU (Shut The FxCK Up) Month
Month of May
Meaning:
1) To silence a Liberal
2) To silence a Democratic
3) To reject Fake New by Liberal Media
"STFU JOE Biden, it's "National STFU Month" you moron
"STFU Hillary Clinton!"
"STFU Kamel Toe Harris!"
- to celebrate that one white friend who is very racial but like is super funny so you be forgetting abt that racial behavior, but that nigga hella annoying
“Happy National Annoying White Friend Day to my man Jeremy!” - random black kid
National Ryen Day is October 8th.
Take him out for a drink, or give him a big hug because they are special!
Rachel : hey its October 8th, so its National Ryen Day. Lets go celebrate him.
On valentine day you eat your like a good cooked biscuit
I love Valentine's day for national eat out your gf
On this day, March 13th, you have to ask out “her”. This means ask her to be your girlfriend (or make it un-open, where you don’t talk to others), give her your hoodie, and do relationship things with her. Flowers, jewelry, stuffed animals, etc., are great options too. These don’t have to be given on March 13th.
Emma : “Guess what!?”
John : “What?”
Emma : “It’s National ask her out day. I hope Brad asks me.”
John : “Oh, so should i ask out Sarah?”
Emma : “Of course! Every girl wants that.”
Show your cock to the homies!
May 18
Wow john did u see carls cock! That shit was hot!
I am so glad its National show the homies your cock day!