Cunt to face

Another word for whipped, but more vulgar to add emphasis that the man will bow down to his date's, Girl Friend, or wife's feet. Even for the most trivial thing.

Girl- "Blaze, could you walk to the car and get me a bottle water?"

Blaze friends- "You do realize we parked a mile down the road right?"

Girl- "But I want water"

Blaze- (Started walking before anyone said anything)

Blaze Friends- "what a cunt to face"

face on

When someone does/says something stupid or messes up at something to the point you can only make fun of them.

John-“I can’t believe I missed the catch”.

Bryan- “Face on”.

to catch face

to get or receive a blowjob

“i swear i need to catch face on my birthday or else imma be tight my G”

Face like a slapped horse

When you have a long face that looks pretty pissed off.

Wow you have a face like a slapped horse

Lukes face

A ridiculously big fore head combined with the pizza grease and messed up nose.

Uh that hobo looks like lukes face

irrelevant save-facing

1. Attempting to save face even though everyone sees right through your attempts to avoid embarrassment.

2. Being a pedantic nuisance.

"I swear I don't know how that stuff got on my computer!"

"Dude, this is some irrelevant save-facing, just admit you're a furry"

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Hand-to-Face

When you stretch so good you slap someone in the face.

This one time i stretched so hard I gave her a hand-to-face (slap)