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when you fuck a dirty homeless bitch under the bridge.
Last night i gave old lisa an urban hot pocket
This is a sex move, so get consent. You’ll need some red and yellow dyed lube, and a bitch with an innie pussy. So you get her pants off, lay her on the bed with her legs extended into the air and bent back towards her face. This should expose her pussy lips perfectly. Then you take your dick, and put it in between her pussy lips, but not in, then you put the dyed lube on top of your dick, and slide your dick back and forth. That’s basically it.
Me: I just gave my bitch the hot dog
Friend: so she does have an innie?
Me: yep.
Friend: lucky!
A sit-down fart produced by a person with a vagina that manages to end up in aforementioned orifice for later release.
Open the window Sandra. I've just done a hot fanny that could come back out any second.
Used mostly within the gun community, it refers to ammunition that has been reloaded by an amateur gunsmith and is defective and usually contains too much gunpowder. Pissin' hot ammo loads also present a danger too the firearm and user if the ammo is poorly manufactured.
"DARYL! YOUR AMMO JUST BLEW UP MY DAMN RIFLE!!!"
"That's them pissin' hot reloads, I tell ya.
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Shaun devoured his dad's Big Hot Spicy Pickle.
When the town of Huntington floods and a lone fresh turd comes out of the flooded sewers and a crack whore mistakes it for a tube of lipstick
"Hey how bad was the rain on your end of town?"
"It was bad enough that this tweaker pulled a Huntington Hot Brown."
It is when the town of Huntington floods, and a fresh turd floats out of the flooded sewers. A Crack whore finds it and mistakes it for a tube of lipstick.
Hey how bad was the rain your way?
It was bad enough that a tweaker pulled a Huntington Hot Brown.