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Where your girlfriend has to share their nudes.
Show me dat PUSSY day is one of a kind.
When a truck stop lot lizard washes her pussy in a parking lot pot hole in between getting fucked but dirty truck drivers
Breaker one nine lookin for some PUDDLE PUSSY in the back row of the petro!! She her to the red Mack truck number 21
The rate at which a cat like creature preys based on kilometers per second in search for meat.
The cheetah attacked the antelope at ferocious pussy speed
When a girl opens up her vagina and tells you to enter herr galaxy and you’re such a nerd you’re about to bust a nut then you get courage, stick it in and explode sperm immediately. Then she says “Welcome to my Univadge”
Karen took a huge Pussy Asteroid last night
When a man has leftover, hardened balls of shit on his cock after the previous night and fucks his girl without showering
She felt like a shower after taking in that Pussy Asteroid
Tumblrs' definition of perfect pussy, a nice pink color with wavy pussy lips. Generally is very appealing, and should be eaten/enjoyed for a long time.
"Dude! I don't really like blondes, but this girl had a rose pedal pussy. Blonde's over brunettes after last night "
When your main chick let's you sleep with your side chick on purpose and walks in to join without asking.
Damn she is such a pussy crasher