Random
Source Code
Random
A national holiday on August 6th where all people of all genders that appreciate boobs, come together and celebrate!
“Hey dude what did you post in your story”
“Oh that? That’s my girls boob in my mouth!”
“why tho?”
“because it’s national boob lover day”
1👍 1👎
A annual Twitter fad that comes around once a year where artists draw their own character sucking their own cock. Popular amongst furries and the MHA fans. If you miss out you're a loser!
"It's National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day! I drew Ryan the Hedgehog suck his own cock!" #nationaldrawyourowncharactersuckingitsowndickday
National Ben Day is on June 10th but it is a day to commemorate your car. Your car has done so much for you by getting you around so this is the day to appreciate it.
William: “I’m getting the car washed and filling up all the fluids.”
Brianna: “Why, it just got all the fluids checked last week.”
William: “Haven’t you heard its national ben day!”
December 20 - Kick any and all super seniors you know (People who act like one count)
Super Senior Behaviors include chasing Freshmen, Asking where their hug at, and general debauchery including being a furry
National Kick a Super-Senior Day
This day will take place at 5th of March and will be used to celebrate the brotherhood of Wardens across all Citramaria. On this day Wardens may Speak and not listen to their OOS. (Oath Of Silence)
Capra: Hey how are you doing?
Markhor: Hey you gotta stay silent
Capra: No, It's the National Wardens Day
november 1st
go ahead and homie hop bc i said so
ex bf: your a homie hopper how dare you date my bro
me: don’t worry it’s national homie hopper day it’s okay
ex bf: oh okay your fine
On October 7 its National throw Simon day meaning anybody named Simon can be thrown into the atmosphere.
You: Hey Simon .
Simon : What?
You: (Throws Simon into the atmosphere)
You: Happy National throw Simon day everyone!