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fox nation exclusive tucker Carlson today...

by aha ahAH January 11, 2022


National Car Meetup Day

National Car Meetup Day is November 5th. To celebrate: Everyone who loves cars meets at their nearest 7 Eleven at 6pm

Chad: How's it going Brad, do you know what day it is?
Brad: Yeah it's National Car Meetup Day. My local 7 Eleven is packed every year.

by TheBigTwinkie November 3, 2021


National Mr I Sharp day

The 18th of November 2021 Mr I Sharp left my life (he’s still alive I just don’t know where) and therefore I think that that is his day and it shall be the day we remember the no1 teacher Mr I Sharp as he was a truly good teacher and a even better man

To Mr I Sharp “cheers” 🍻

It’s national Mr I Sharp day 🍻

by Elijah gibson November 6, 2022


Crab-Nation

A leased nation consisting of gun wielding crabs. They are mostly harmless but some may have a super aggressive personality when it comes to competing in WWE as track stars. Don't get too attached as they have a painful bite that in some rare cases can give you blue balls! However if you do succeed in "taming" them, you shall be rewarded with karma, and we all know their karma is a substitute for BDSM.

Crab-nation is much better than the UK, just look them up they gun wield and compete in WWE!!

by Eddie#2753 February 16, 2022


National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020


National DR celebration day 3 December

This is the day on which eagle83 left the deathrun community and thus, peace is restored!! This is one of the most emblematic deathrun moments in gaming ever. And this event is extremely important to celebrate once a year.

Why are feeling happy today?
It's because it's the National DR celebration day 3 December today!!

by XxPillowMasterxX December 3, 2021


National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024