when an astrophysics major uses careful angles and applied physics to triple penetrate another mans girlfriend without touching balls
"I ain't gonna cheat on this one!"
A guy talking about how he will pull a j-chuck
Pulling a Nelson:
Refusing to get out of your police car even if someone is shot inside of a house and is needing medical attention.
Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.
Pulling a Nelson
Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.
when you're playing minecraft and your friend drops you an item, and you walk straight past it.
Auf Twitter die Menschen zu einer normativen Verhaltensweise auffordern und etwa ein Jahr später dieser Anweisung auf Twitter selbst widersprechen.
Twitter-User am 29. März 2016: "Uneingeschränkte Pressefreiheit ist eine Grundvoraussetzung für Demokratie - das muss man heutzutage offenbar wieder erklären."
Gleicher Twitter-user am 24.April 2017: "Unverschämter WELT-Artikel von Dxxxxxxx Sxxxx ("Die Sozialdemokratisierung der AfD"). Diese Demokratiefeinde sind das Gegenteil von SPD!"
Anderer Twitter-User: "Wow, you really pull off a Ralf Stegner?"
When a man swims in too much poon. He has way to many girl ''friends''. Is a dick.
"Wow I wish I was Brad, he has so many women around, he's like Brad Pitt but more women."
"Yeah he has way too much poon for Pulling a Brad''
Not sleeping at all for 3 days straight
Person 1: Ah shit, I almost pulled a kaozix
Person 2:Yeah man you should go to sleep.
making ur girlfriend pregnant in a car while ur cheating on her
man he just pulled a cody but his girlfriend got a aborction