December 8th is National Bed Appreciation Day!!
Brad: “Yo bae wanna come over?”
Sarah: “No. It’s national bed appreciation day”
Brad: “…”
A day where you eat mass amounts of salmon and blueberries.
Dude, it’s National Grizzly Bear Day.
Man, I bet those Salukis are eating good tonight.
November 27th is National NPC (non-playable character) day. The day where NPC’s have maximum power.
“Why does everybody seem so robotic today?” “Oh! That’s because it’s National NPC day!”
On October 10,2020( and ever other day of the year) everybody who coochie stank , washes their coochie.
Y’all tmr is national wash your coochie day ... so do it
On November 3, you have to ask your crush out and they can’t say “no” . btw hey tiktok<33
National .. Day
National Butt Day occurs every Saturday.
During this holiday everyone is allowed to show you their butt and no one can report it.
“Show me your butt!”
“ew wtf”
“Chillax bro, it’s just National Butt Day”
On November 22 you can slide tackle your short friend.
''National Slide tackle the short friend day''Is were you can slide tackle the short friend.