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When you accidentally send or receive a neurotic or sexual photo to, or from a relative.
"Did you hear about Jason last week?"
"No."
"He totally got Hot Bricked by his sister!"
"Oh s*%#!"
When a couple fills a bathtub with a gratuitous amount of chili and then sits in it together, the dominant partner pleasing the submissive partner with their hands.
Patrick: Hey sweetheart, I’m at Wendy’s right now, do you want me to get you anything from the drive-thru?
Shannon: Yeah, get as much chili as they’ll offer. I want some Red Hot Chili Fingers from you tonight
Patrick: Oh fuck yeah.
son in law craps on moms head and husband hits it with a tennis racket
Jerry gave Tina a charlotte hot waffle because she was a little mouthy.
Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.
Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
A fool who doesn't feel shame. Which nor ally comes off like kissing ass
Feeling down/sad or just not ones self.
"Yeah I'm not feeling red hot"
"Not feeling super red hot today"
When you or your pet has so many medical problems there's no single diagnosis for all of them
What did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog?
They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!
jacked up messed up bad