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Hairy

My balls are hairy

by Rawrpenisdick January 7, 2022


Ball

A spherical object usually used in sports like Basketball, Soccer, and Tennis.
Some types of balls can bounce, aka Bouncy Balls.
If you think about balls in 2d, Then you can call that a circle.
List of Ball-Like objects include but not limited to: Hamster Wheels, 8-Balls, and Yarn.

Hey look at this cool ball I found!
Nice.

by Ilbeity January 4, 2024


Balls

The funniest thing in the world.

Me: Balls
Also me: Lmao

by Shuk Mahbhals May 12, 2023


balls

Two Things hanging Between ur balls that are juicy as hell.

Can i put my balls in ur jaws

by ferg46ueyhrgf May 20, 2022


balls

stinky gross

my balls stink lol sweat

by big_gorilla_stinky March 7, 2021


balls

Sussy round objects. Often touched by another hooman being or a dog.

bro 1: Hey bro.. Mind if I touch your balls?
bro 2: No bro. You can play with them all day.

by 😂😂rix😂😐 November 23, 2021


Balls

You don’t have any

Person1: hello
Person2: balls
Person1: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance

How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?

The answer

use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.

by Opnoobisme December 6, 2021