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dog stains

dog shit that got smeared on your shoe or perhaps other clothing parts such as your t-shirt

"ahh dammit i got dog stains all over my shoe!"

by jabrar gaffney December 4, 2007


kimo's dog

shampoo

shampoo is kimo's dog

by Kimoooo February 15, 2021


Brome dog

Another word for your homie. Brome is orginated from the words bro and homedog.

Me: Hey Emma, what's good?
Emma: Oh nothin' much brome dog.

by Lindshter July 8, 2011


Weak dog

Someone who has no testosterone and is just a dirty dog, who is always shit at everything he does has no mates but thinks his a sick cunt but really his just fucked..

Spenc: ay bro why do you always have be so fucking annoying you cunt

Tom: what bro wasn't even me braow

Spenc: fuck off you "weak dog" everyone knows your a fuckin piece of shit you haven't pumped a weight in your life your as tight as a jew and your just a fucking annoying cunt

Tom: fuck off man "hey scotty there picking on me".

Spenc: ahahah now theres 2 weak dogs fuckin shit knts

by Winsumlosesum September 26, 2017


Lockdown Dog

A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.

“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”

“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer

by SimePieman September 5, 2022


raw dog it

doing something with absolutely no plan whatsoever

how do you balance work, school, sleep, and a relationship?”

honestly i’m not sure. i kind of just raw dog it”

by i<3milfs1717 October 12, 2022


Dog Engagement Theory

The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.

Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”

Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”

Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”

Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”

Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”

by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024