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When you fuck up so bad that your friends turn on you and piss on and take a shit on your car. When you fail at the last second and lose the game. When you hit on your best friend's girlfriend/ex-girlfriend. When you spread rumors (even true ones) about your friends the the detriment of said friends. When you cock-block friends repeatedly at a high level at a party. When you are so filled with jealousy that you must copy the actions of former friends. When you wreck your friend's car and refuse to pay for the damages. When you are too much of a douche to comprehend. When you do any of these things you are pulling a DJ.
Pull a DJ: You and your friend (let's call him DJ) are at Lake Havasu in Arizona for a college Spring Break Party. DJ pusses out at ever turn. Instead of socializing he tans on the beach. He refuses to party. But worst of all he cock blocks you so hard that your penis boomerangs back into your body.
A semi-witty response to a statement, question, or answer that rectifies others' lack of personal investigation and dependance of spoon-fed information, whose reaction may result in confusion, nostalgia, frustration, appreciation or indignification of the truth.
NOTE: Only applies to those few of an open mind.
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Person: "There is no known intelligent life on Mars."
Thrasher: "Actually, Nikola Tesla communicated using light patterns powered by electric coils with unknown intelligences from Mars during the 1890's"
Everyone: (Evil Glare)
Random Guy: "He Pulled-A-Thrasher!"
Buying too many things you don't need on Amazon. Stress shopping on Amazon. Buying things on Amazon so that you distract yourself from ordering food on DoorDash
My wife caught me Pulling a Bennie, now she's pissed AND my credit card is maxed out!
When one tries to lie and cheat their way to a result if the legitimate outcome of and election doesn't go in their favour.
Oh man, he's pulling a trump taking that one to court.
Getting mad at someone for something and then almost immediately after admit to doing the same thing you got mad at.
Guy 1: I hate when people eat my food without asking!!!(20 minutes later) I ate the fries on your plate I hope you don't mind.
Guy 2: you're really pulling a Trump
Absolute failure leading to a vengeful act of total destruction.
Did you hear about Derrick? Guy got fired at the fertilizer plant so he tossed his cigarette. Took out half the city. Talk about pulling a Trump!'
My version of Trump's Law, also known as "Pulling a Trump":
"While he has the right to remain silent, he doesn't have the ability."
"There he goes again, blathering away, on and on, pulling a Trump."