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When a male and female have sex and the woman is on top and the guy farts and the fart rolls up around the ball sack and up around the shaft into the woman's pussy.
Aye bro I had this ten over last night and while we were boning I hit her with a hot box (box).
When there's a really hot girl who actually quite frigid.
K: "Grabs the coat of friend"
Dayum look at that chick. HOT n' SOURZ
Friend: "opens coat"
Wrapping your penis in a tortilla, or better yet a slice of Wonder Bread, for the purpose of providing "dinner" to your significant other.
Maci was hangry AF so I gave her a ghetto hot dog.
Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.
Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.
Macaroni and Hot Dogs is the traditional dish of Hicks in the USA. Served with a cold Coors, will keep you full while you’re out muddin in your truck.
I can’t wait to eat this bowl of macaroni and hot dogs as soon as I’m done fucking my sister!
When a good Christian man ejaculates inside of his lovely bride as she mentruates.
Hey hunnybun, how bout a nice hot gazpacho?;)
A person that you don't realize is attractive either because of the way they dress (like a work uniform) or because of your relationship to them (a boss or blood-relative).
In Death to Smoochy Catherine Keener sees Edward Norton take off his costume and she realizes he is secret hot.
Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.