Dog Launch

The act of loading a hotdog into your partners anus then positioning yourself where they can launch it into your mouth.

Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added

Couple 1: We did the dog launch last night with the Costco quarter pound hotdogs.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.

Let the dog out

To burn one on your lunch break, getting high

Stephanie always says she is going to “let the dog out” when leaving for her lunch break.

tae’s dog

a funny dog

p1: hey who’s tae’s dog?
p2:oh his name is yeontan and he’s a funny dog

Corned Dog

Slang term for corned beef out of a tin.

Give us some of that corned dog with chips please.

Lancing the dog

Being Lazy. Wasting Company time. reducing efficiency. Talking extensively.

One of our employees was Lancing the dog.

What the dog doing

question what the dog is doing.

(1)What the dog doing there?
(2)Oh I think he is drinking his water.
(1) Oh thank goodness

Walk the Shih Tzu dog

To walk the Shih Tzu (commonly pronounced Shit Zu) is a slang term, used to denote the act of human defecation. Shih Zu being a breed of dog, originating in Asia, having to walk the shit zu does not refer, in this context, to providing one's pet dog with exercise, but in fact the impending urge of a human to defecate.

'Hey Joe, wanna go to the bar for a few beers?'
'Maybe later Ray, I gotta go walk the shih tzu dog'.

'I had a bad takeaway curry on Saturday and I spent the whole night walking the shih Tzu.