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microwave this pussy

two words that can get u wet

person:i can say two words that can make you wet

person: what are the two words

person: microwave this pussy

by hooty with the booty January 10, 2021


Full up to pussy's bow

To be as full as one can be.

Full Up to the middle of the neck, right where the bow would sit.

' I can't have another prawn, I'm full up to pussys bow '

'Just one more wafer.' 'I can't, I'm full up to pussy's bow'

by Angry horse originals March 11, 2023


professional pussy

A professional pussy is a person who lets others trample all over them, essentially a wimp dependent on others to make good decisions for them. A professional pussy lets others dictate the course of their lives, and rarely do they have a set of strong convictions. A professional pussy isn't an asshole to others; they just won't let others push them around.

Mark is such a professional pussy. He can barely use the restroom without having to consult his wife prior.

She shouldn't be afraid of what others think about her. She needs to stop acting like such a professional pussy.

by c.artman January 21, 2020


pussy flare

1. The name you call someone who is trash
2. The name you call someone who is a pussy
3. The name you call someone who sucks that thicc dicc

“Hey Colton, your a pussy flare.”

by Yer fat mum April 2, 2018


clap happy pussy ass trick

a clap happy pussy ass trick is a bitch that continually does her man's dick cause it feels good and she ain't got nothing better to do than to get high off the climax with his rod that she creates a still picure of his dick in her and his mind until it happpens that way

Angelina Jolie is such a clap happy pussy ass trick with any of her men she traps em and they can't leave her fucking ass presence cause she frame them in her vags.

by aromabinger February 9, 2024


Pussy puddling

When someone is continuously crying like a little bitch.

Dude is straight pussy puddling over his break up!

by 3886 July 5, 2019


Firefighter Pussy

A vagina that secretes enough liquid during an orgasm to function like a fire hydrant.

Man 1: Dude there was a fire in the apartment complex. Why didn't you get out of the building?
Man 2: Nah dude I was fucking this chick when the smoke detector when off but she had a Firefighter Pussy so I was able to put out the fire in my unit. ;)
Man 2: Fucking rad dude.
Man 1: I know right?

by RebelliousJoul November 15, 2020