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Sex flood

1. (Noun) the puddles of juices left after an intense sex session

2. (Verb) the act of turning a mattress into a swamp with all your human sauces

Guy1: If you are dating her, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?

Guy2: so we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. We made such a mess it was like an inside-out water bed.

by BettyYellowSplash April 03, 2024


Does sex hurt after menopause?

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.

Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.

by Retard_Ryan March 13, 2023


poppa sex-do-er

a poppa sex-do-er is someone who is interested in fucking to death a child of the same sex, they usually end up in jail for rape, and also eat their own shit(not very healthy) sex

damn that poppa sex-do-er is so hot, i kinda wish i was an 7 year old boy

by Sellmoreppl January 24, 2019


Sex on Legs Day

This is a controversial day when if you look like sex on legs you can do anything you want and not take blame nor punishment for it.

Beth: *eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: how dare you

Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants

by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020


Makeup Sex

Where you apply makeup on your face and then jack off while raining down tears in front of a full-length mirror.

Goofy: "Gosh Mick-- I heard that Minnie packed up her things and left you?"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker May 31, 2024


Ghost Sex

When ur ass disappears after sex and u run down the street yelling "I'm a ghost ghost ghost" like Redman from How High

Man, I had to Ghost Sex that bitch last night

by DarkShadowJuggalo October 02, 2021


watched sex

When a man let his girlfriend/Wife have sexual intercourse with another man cause it pleases them both his mind mentally and hers sexually.

I let my girlfriend/ Wife have a good time with someone last night she text me about it later all the details watched sex.

by Shawn Dyson September 12, 2022