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1. (Noun) the puddles of juices left after an intense sex session
2. (Verb) the act of turning a mattress into a swamp with all your human sauces
Guy1: If you are dating her, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?
Guy2: so we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. We made such a mess it was like an inside-out water bed.
An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.
Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.
a poppa sex-do-er is someone who is interested in fucking to death a child of the same sex, they usually end up in jail for rape, and also eat their own shit(not very healthy) sex
damn that poppa sex-do-er is so hot, i kinda wish i was an 7 year old boy
This is a controversial day when if you look like sex on legs you can do anything you want and not take blame nor punishment for it.
Beth: *eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: how dare you
Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants
Where you apply makeup on your face and then jack off while raining down tears in front of a full-length mirror.
Goofy: "Gosh Mick-- I heard that Minnie packed up her things and left you?"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"
When ur ass disappears after sex and u run down the street yelling "I'm a ghost ghost ghost" like Redman from How High
Man, I had to Ghost Sex that bitch last night
When a man let his girlfriend/Wife have sexual intercourse with another man cause it pleases them both his mind mentally and hers sexually.
I let my girlfriend/ Wife have a good time with someone last night she text me about it later all the details watched sex.