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January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.
Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.
National Sequoia Appreciation Day is September 19th. NSAD is a day to appreciate anybody or anything in your life that relates to Sequoia Trees or just the word Sequoia in general.
Oh! It’s National Sequoia Appreciation Day, I should go to California to see the trees irl
celebrate all the cowgirls on DECEMBER 31.
Lets fucking go. It National COWGIRL JASPY DAY. Lets celebrate all the cowgirls
On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if
You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss
The national celebration for the glumpinkin ritual. It is normally held on July 14th, but it's possible to celebrate it on the night of July 13th. July 14th is important to glumpinkin, because it marks the anniversary of its creation
The national glumpinkin day greeting is 'merry glumpinkin day' so you say "Merry Glumpinkin day"
may 1st is the day to go spent the day with your dog. you can do homework with your dog next to them. after that play with them, feed them treats and you cant be mad at them or yell at them!
person 1; spends time with their dog
person 2: why are you spending time with your dog
person 1: its national dogs day
National Day of a hot guy that get bitches everyday also my favorite mutual on ig Happy BIRTHDAY🤤🥳😍
“ITS NATIONAL SYRENSYKKO DAY”
“whats that”
walk aways.