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National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.

Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End

by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 10, 2024


national eat like a camel day

January 19 A day where you chew loudly and open-mouthed. Like a camel

“Can you chew with your mouth closed?”
Nah bro it’s National eat like a camel day

by Gamerboy012 January 19, 2023


National toes day

toes, February 8

i like your toes! its national toes day btw

by shigi_wifeoo February 9, 2022


National kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

January 28th

Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

by Sir paska January 28, 2023


National punch a 06 day

Allir 06 eru faggar þannig að við þurftum að lemja þá National punch a 06 day is heald every year on the 10th of October

O shit it's it is the 10th of October it means it's the national punch a 06 day let's punch them

by Negraborgari October 9, 2019


national cacaball day november 28th

everyone must form their shit into a caca ball
and freeday off of school

the man forms his shit into a ball of cacaball
there fore national cacaball day november 28th is a holiday

by monkeyballs6969420 November 20, 2022


National Unus Annus Day

National Unus Annus Day is on November 14th, where fans of the deleted channel "Unus Annus" celebrate by wearing the merchandise from it or wearing either all black or all white. Unnus Annus was a channel made by Markiplier and Crankgameplays and then deleted on November 14th. the channel only went on for a year to give a message about how you can never stop the clock and to remember that everything comes to an end.

girl: hey guess what today is
boy: what is it?
girl: its National Unus Annus Day!

by boriacow November 16, 2020