fig pucker

A dislexic spelling for Pig Fucker.

Your such a Fig Pucker.....
Asshole....
piss off fig pucker...

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fig in the pig

Inserting a bulbous fruit in an anus

Allen found it hard to go to the bathroom because he had a fig in the pig.

working on fig

Prostituting yourself for mere change. Cheapest whores ever Extra cheap after rainy days

After exhausting all my funds I was employed by a pimp making easy money while working on fig.

Fig Sign

A way to insult someone by putting your thumb between your index and your middle finger like you are taking someone's nose.

Aye, someone just gave me the fig sign. I might have nearly hit them, but it was still rude.

fig newton

as defined by Stewie Griffin "It's like an orgy in my mouth"

I ate a fig newton and it was like an orgy in my mouth.

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Fig eyes

When your boyfriend or sexual partner sits over your face in a squatting position and puts one ball over each eye. Also referred to as "balls for eyes".

He had her pinned down for her to slob on his nob but he was feeling particularly feisty and gave her fig eyes in the opportunity.

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Fig Newtons

The pathetic substitute for real cookies like oreos or chips ahoy. Often bought by overprotective, health-conscious mothers.

-Hey little Johnny, do you want dessert?

-Ya mom! What's there to eat?

-Fig Newtons

-Fig Newtons? Fuck you, mom.

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