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A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.
Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.
Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.
Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?
Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.
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The neurological disorder that increases the libido and decreases inhibitions in some women following a breakup.
Hey, did you hear about Sophie? Her and Joe broke up. She's been going home with a new guy every night! Hell, she's even been banging the girls! Damn, she's got that Post Traumatic Slut Disorder (PTSD)!!
does giving birth cause PTSD? the question that many people ask. a question that can only be answered by the child at birth.
does giving birth cause PTSD?
When you vow to never drink Tequila again.
"Hey, Bobby, let's take some Tequila shots!"
- Bobby has nightmarish flashbacks to New Years Eve, 2008. His ears begin to ring and his hands start to tremble. His friends don't know it, but Bobby suffers from crippling PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder).
PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder — A term first coined by online class help expert, Jim O'Hara, that refers to the phenomenon that occurs whenever a student gets scammed online by someone claiming to be a "tutor," and now suddenly believes that ALL online tutors are scammers. Out of fear of being scammed again, students with "PTSD" force genuinely legitimate online tutors to go through completely arbitrary & convoluted nonsense to try to “prove” the tutor's legitimacy. However, because of the student's "PTSD," no matter how much concrete evidence the tutor provides bolstering their legitimacy, the student is still convinced the genuinely legitimate online tutor is just another scammer.
Jeez, this student that texted me got some serious PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder! Apparently, some foreign scammer from the Middle East claimed to be an expert in chemistry and tricked her into paying him upfront. Then he blocked her number and never heard from him again. Because of that, this student is making me jump through hoops to try to prove I'm not another scammer. It is complete BS that she's making me go through this nonsense when she totally didn't make that other guy do so before. But it's pointless, no matter how much proof I give her, her PTSD will still make her think I'm a scammer, so what's even the point of humoring her?
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Fnaf PTSD ( Five nights at Freddy's Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) is when you left your Fnaf phase but it keeps trying to claw it's way back into you.
Person 1: Hey what is that guy staring for?
Person 2: He's recently saw the Fnaf movie trailer and the Fnaf PTSD is getting to him.
Person 1: Damn. I hope he survives this
A disorder caused by a short period of exposure to Ohio(if this interaction was prolonged the victim would not be alive), it is characterised by flashbacks to Ohio which can cause severe anxiety and terror, it is untreatable and will become more likely as people want to explore Ohio more
*a man looks terrified and extremely sad*
"Yo dude, you okay? Do you have Ohio PTSD"