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the lump that one gets when wearing braces. it makes the area on your cheeks and mouth swell so you have a lump looking something like a muzzle. they are omnipresent while you have brackets. braces lumps suddenly disappear after braces are removed.
"Wow, you have a weird shaped mouth!"
"No, stupid, its just my braces lumps"
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That overwhelming feeling u get when you are hit wit such emotion, that u almost want to cry, but cant seem to get anything out because of a lump in your throat,
"Because his wife left him after four years, he woke up from his dreams, full of so much sadness, yet, he was unable to cry cause of this lump in the throat."
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The small pieces of indeterminate origin that have found their way into chip shop curry sauce. They may look horrible but are damn tasty.
Customer: What are these floating bits in my curry sauce?
Chippy owner: What...those? Why young sir...those are mystery lumps!
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The condition of enhanced right arm muscle due to excessive wanking
Simon's arm was hurting this morning? You talking about Simon turner? Yea, he had a pumpers lump from feeding the geese.
Fresh fruit only grown in New Zealand. Staple diet among the natives at schools. Good for breakfast lunch and tea bro!
I ate some pineapple lumps for breakfast, they were yum as!
Someone from a foreign country, state or province who treats the place they moved to like garbage.
Our new neighbours moved in two months ago, they leave garbage everywhere, their dog shits in my yard, I can smell their house from across the street and they drive like asshole, what a bunch of dirt lumps!
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Obesity lumps are chungus swells and lumps and they make you go very g-fuel like and give you great roast ideas, or can be very good in general.
“That song is very obesity lumps.”
Or “That guy has obesity lumps.”