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Bro Table

The deadliest group of people. These 12 guys are the realest niggas from Vanier who will body anybody in their ways.

1: Yo is that Bro Table
2: Yeah man we should stay away from them
1: Oh shit true

by Guacamiles January 23, 2021


crafting table

The crafting table is the best block in Minecraft. After a cult had started the following of the block it has evolved into an icon of pop culture.

Jimmy: Wanna go fuck a crafting table?
Tom: Sure why the fuck not

by Djbobhut February 25, 2020

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milking table

A table with a hole on top which the male sticks his penis in while there is a female on the bottom pleasuring him in a variety of ways. Most commonly jerking and sucking.

I just bought my husband a milking table!

by Aggin and Aggin June 21, 2015

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Off the table

If sth is "off the table", there will be no more discussions about it.

Hey! That topic is off the table! Let it go.

by manaaa June 13, 2012

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merch table

The table at concerts or events where you can purchase T-shirts, albums, buttons, stickers, or other various merchandise.

I'm going to check out the merch table before their set to see if they're selling their new album.

Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?

by Greg Boose June 20, 2006

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Flip the table

The act of not caring for something anymore.

See Also: Fuck this shit.

Bob: "Man, I can't be stuffed studying for this test anymore!"
Bill: "Yeah, just flip the table!"

by hazhazhaz November 4, 2013

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table dance

In sex work, a table dance is a form of striptease in which a stripper focuses their attention on one client or john. Unlike a lap dance (or, euphemistically, a "VIP dance") there is no physical contact between the sex worker and the client.

My buddies got drunk at the strip joint and started dancing on tables. The hired-thug bouncers explained very rudely to them that is is not what they meant by advertising a "table dance" on offer for an exorbitant fee.

by bitchuck September 23, 2023

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