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What you are currently sitting on.
Man! my asshole is itchy.
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1. A person who you feel needs to have the fuck beaten out of him
2. This dipshit I know named Albert
If Albert doesn't stop being an asshole, I'm going to beat the living hell out of his ass.
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the people who post the really disgusting sex postions on urban dictionary
those assholes keep referring to pussy as being the most beautiful thing in the world
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the definition of an asshole is by one name and that name is stephen sumergido.
gahd he's such an assholeee! (emphasizing the word to the max!)
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The person in front of you on the plane who insists on reclining their seat fully back as soon as the seatbelt light goes off. Once someone is the"asshole" to you, you are basically screwed unless you be an "asshole" to the person behind you as well.
Of course this usually starts an chain reaction, turning the plane into not just a sardine can, but a sardine can stuffed full of "assholes."
I tried not to make eye contact with the lady who sat behind me on the flight to T.O. because i was an asshole to her. But it wasn't my fault, the douche in front of me was the original asshole.
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When one has the addictive behavior of being an asshole
Jeff: Aww man, Joe totally ripped on me today
Wayne: Yea, I hear he is suffering from assholism...
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