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mary jane's pleasure lane

The act of excessively whapping it after smoking weed.

Don: Yo man did you study for that test?
Weez: I totally forgot bro. I fell asleep after taking a trip down mary jane's pleasure lane.

by DS612 December 3, 2008

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Saint Mary-Jane's Day

The 20th of April, it's like Saint Patrick's Day, only with marijuana instead of alcohol.

Also happens to be Adolf Hitler's birthday.

Happy Saint Mary-Jane's Day, folks.

"It's fuckin' 4/20! Weed it up!" - KC Green

by Daniel Woolf April 20, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Caught Cheating with Mary Jane

Smoking Marijuana after your anti-pot girlfriend or wife etc tells you to stop.

Guy: Hey, you wanna toke up this friday?

Guy2: Nah man, Last time my wife showed up and I got Caught Cheating with Mary Jane

by Respire13 April 18, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mary Jane Twat-son

When you bunch all your fingers together and insert them into a moist vagina. Pulling out the fingers, you spread them and make a spider web with the pussy juice.

Dude, Jenny came over last night, and we totally read the Bible. She got in her knees, and just started to read the Bible. Then we got out my secret stash and read the Bible. Then I gave her a nice hot and sweaty bible. Where I continued to Mary Jane Twat-son her

by Tara and Colin March 2, 2022


Mary Jane V-Card

One's virginity from the use of marijuana. The V stands for virginity. One who has a Mary Jane V-Card is one who has yet to smoke weed. To take away ones Mary Jane V-Card is to try smoking pot for the first time.

broooo, ur 17 and still have a Mary Jane V-Card?! tonight, were gonna get fuucked up and take that ugly V-Card away from u.

by theBigSnoopDogg July 13, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mary Jane Rotten Crotch

adj., the word/s used to describe a rather maloderous emitions originating from a woman's private's parts

I got together with that honey from the coffee shop...boy, what a Mary Jane Rotten Crotch she turned out to be.

by Yeayuh March 24, 2005

32๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


I Fell in Love With Mary Jane

Doing/Smoking/Experimenting with Marijuana (also known as Weed, Pot, Cannabis, Ganja, Bud, Etc.) Most often used as smoking Marijuana for the first time (not always used in this way)

Tim: Dude today "I fell in love with Mary Jane."
Bob: No Way! I love her too.

by YourEveryDayGuideToMaryJane October 29, 2011

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