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(verb) When a guy drops his girlfriend off right in front of the movie theater so she can buy the tickets to a movie they plan to see while he parks the car, but she "accidentally" buys tickets to a chick flick instead.
(Girl): If you drop me off, I'll get the tickets
(Guy): OK, but don't runaway bride me like you did last month.
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The title given to someone in the S.C.A or other such historical reenactment event that you camp at, who is sworn to another to take care of all of their needs for the duration of a War. Needs usually consist of, but are not limited to; cooking, armoring, sex, water bearing, cleaning, tent warming, drink fetching and post fight massages.
The bride in turn receives recognition of the battle field for whom their honor is being fought for, a person to whom they can come to with any problems, some one to keep drunken creepers at a distance, the perks and protection of that persons camp and a companion to keep them happy during the War.
"I didn't know you and Chelsie were dating!" "Were not, she lives 3 hours away from me. Shes just my war bride."
"I'm glad I'm Jeff's war bride this event. I keep getting hit on by drunken assholes and hes there to chase them off every time"
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Large male member. That which would put the fear of Got into most newly wed ladies.
Charles entered the bridal suite naked & Daphne fainted at the size of of his 'bride frightener'.
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A random dude who appears at bachelorette parties and/or weddings who grinds, kisses or appears in a photo-op with the bride-to-be before she signs her life away to one man for eternity.
Did you see the guy Jeanine is making out with?
Yeah, he's just bride candy until next week.
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burns victim, self inflicted of course. i love affffrrrriccaa
Michaela Romanini without the tan, donatella versace, the bride of wildenstein simply scary
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The term originated during WW2. If you were being hunted by your government or hunted during War Tine, your sexual partner would be considered your "Forest Bride".
Jew1: "Who you shaggin' bro?"
Jew2: "I got myself a Forest Bride, cause Hitler's chasing me"
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A gay knock-off of The Nightmare Before Christmas directed by Tim Burton.
The Corpse Bride was such a crappy movie that it made me choke my grandma.
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