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Considered God by some, Micheal "Mickey" chew, hereafter referred as "Chew" is considered to be God of his world (Classroom) where you mustn't say filthy thing's related to sexual intercourse before college and marriage, drugs or alcohol, or say things that are filthy. He is most well known for his hatred of the "Groves" where filthy things happen. if you would like to know more Please go to chewdiaism . com and read the "Chewda" (the Chewdists bible) Chew is also running for President of the United States of America in 2020 his slogan is "Keep America out of the groves"
Mickey Chew: God like man. Wow you Clapped your girlfriend, I'm telling Mr.Chew! Mickey, I did something filthy! Chew for president 2020
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To take the rise out of someone - to make fun of them. This is Cockney rhyming slang, Mickey Bliss = piss.
Leave it out, mate, don't take the Mickey.
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The art of inserting one's penis into the beverage of a friend or acquaintance if they leave a room and their drink unattended at any stage. Usually perpetrated for comedic purposes.
John: Thomas just went to the bathroom there and the idiot left his pint behind. Mickey Dip?
Peter: Of course, in for a penny in for a pound, that arsehole deserves a knob in his drink.
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Noun, singular. A racial slur for "Irish-Italian American," or Iretalian. Combines the slurs "mick," meaning someone of Irish descent, and wop, or Italian-American (wop being an acronym for "Without Papers," used to describe Italian immigrants who showed up at Ellis Island with no paper identification). The slur can be sung to the Mickey Mouse Club theme with little difficulty.
M-I-C, K-E-Y, W-O-P! Mickey Wop, Mickey Wop...
Your name is Angelo O'Malley? Man, your parents should have just named you Mickey Wop.
Tommy Mangialardi drinks like a fish, swears like a sailor, fights like a Tasmanian Devil, flirts like Casanova, and cooks like the Galloping Gourmet. He's the ultimate Mickey Wop.
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A slang term for McDonald's. McDonalds was created by Richard and Maurice 'Mac' McDonald in San Bernardino, CA in 1948. They were later bought out by a man named Ray Kroc, who turned McDonald's into its current incarnation. The McDonald brothers renamed their restaraunt 'The Big M', and Ray Kroc opened a McDonalds's across the street from it. He ran the McDonald brothers out of business.
If anyone actually knew what McDonald's has done to become the corporate giant it is now, they would spit on the food, which would probably make it cleaner.
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Australian for female pubic hair from 'mickey' vagina. Often used as a descriptor for a very short distance. Not to be confused with a certain mouse's whiskers.
"Just a mickey whisker closer and I would have been a goner!"
"Give it one more mickey whisker and it'll fit just right."
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Anything that is pedantic, trivial, or needlessly time-consuming. Can be used interchangeably with chickenshit.
Boss: OK, I need you to go through this 2,400-page report, and change the phrase "financial adjustment" to "fiscal alteration" each time it appears.
Me: I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit.
"Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that! Let Fredo take care of some Mickey Mouse nightclub somewhere!" - Fredo Corleone, The Godfather Part II
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