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A place where u can rest your head when u are tired kinda like a pillow if your girl allows it sometimes u may slap it and kiss it but most importantly u must take care of it
Her ass looks so good i need to rest my head on it
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Tell Her.
When a person makes a statement regarding a person of the opposite sex one must finish the sentence with 'tell her'
If 'tell her' does not follow said sentence and another member of your party declares 'tell her' then the statement must be repeated to the person the statement was about.
Failure to comply results in a lemon or lime to the eye.
Gary - 'That bird is fit, I would love to smash her fart pipes in'
Barry - 'TELL HER!'
Gary - 'SHIT!' (walks over to that bird) 'You are fit and I would love to smash your fart pipes in'
That bird - 'Smashing, lets do that right away'
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Larry - 'I fingered that slag last night, her fanny smelt like cheetos and burnt hair'
Harry - 'Tell her'
Larry - 'Fuck that........OOOOWWW My eye! It stings, curse you citrus fruits, I should have told her'
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to marry or commit yourself to a girl
"YO JOHN, I really think you should wife her. Like forreal, Allie is one good lookin girlll. She got her own thang goin on, WIFE HER!"
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The go- to picture you show when your friends ask you what the girl you’re talking to looks like.
Jane: “Baby, what’s my “this her” pic?”
Gio: “The one on your Instagram in the Bahamas, you look fire there.”
A special condom that comes equipped with a Leather hat, Machete, and bad-ass Australian accent, just like Crocodile dundee! It's slogan: For those particularly Hairy moments.
Man, I had the worst case of jungle fever last night. Had to pull out a Bushwhack-her on this chick.
A not-so-subtle way to change the subject when you are about to be faced with being wrong about something. This is a reference to overlooking many many many problems with donald trump due to the single issue of Hillary Clinton's private email server, and using that reason as both a reason and defense for voting for him. This is currently used by trump voters any time any legitimate fault is found of Mr. trump.
Person A: "Mr. trump rants that the media inaccurately covers him but when a reporter is kindly attempting to get his point of view he not only refuses to give it, asking the reporter to figure it out on their own, then cuts off the interview. It seems his real issue with the media is that they WON"t lie for him."
Person B: "But her emails!"
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When a dude wants to get with a girl but, prefers to do it on the sly.
Fanta was curious as to why Rashaad wanted to duke her considering he came out of the closet the other day.
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