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A gentleman of homosexual persuasion.
"What do you reckon to that new guy Benny?"
"Fuckin kidney shifter in't e"
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In parts of the Northeastern United States, in rural prisons and county correctional facility, inmates will use the term to describe what has been defined on UD as a kidney punch. That is a kidney shot, referenced in this context, and location, refers to a well timed punch, hard tap, or "shot" to the area of the back where the kidneys are located. This is done during the rape of another inmate, during consensual prison intercourse, and possibly outside of any circumstances involving imprisonment, either to encourage orgasm, or at the point of orgasm in order to intensify its depth and duration. The kidney shot works by effectively tightening the anus of the recipient, as the kidneys are hit, resulting in the aforementioned benefits to inflicter. kidney punches or shots are potentially dangerous, however, not unheard of in relation to sexual assaults, and intercourse, in these correctional facilities.
cellie: "I'm into smashing it, but I could definitely give some kidney shots to f#(k."
freshfish: "kidney shots?"
cellie: "you f#(k 'em until you're 'bout to bust, then hit 'em in d kidneys to make their ass get real tight around your d!(k."
freshfish: "jezzzus!"
cellie: "You get it? So it's like f#(k, f#(k, 'bout to kumm, WAP! quick kidney shot, f#(k, WAP! quick kidney shot, WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!"
freshfish: "yea, i get it."
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when doing a girl doggy style,raise as high as you can and come down on her kidneys with your elbows.thus driving her into extasy.see also orange peeler
she wanted to go to the blood drive,but i showed her the kidney drive
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the greatest place in the whole world ever. where both brass oranment power and freaky necklace power originated from. complete with own fridge of greatness and seating area. what more could you ask for from a kidney van. SHAK RULES!
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Having to piss sooo bad after consuming large amounts of alchohol, you feel like your kidneys are going to explode.
Riding home from the bar, I crossed my legs and screamed "I'm going into kidney failure!".
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A punch to the kidney by a silent assasian who generally sneaks up on the victim from behind. The assualt usually occurs during a night of drunken debauchery. Depending on the severity of the attack, lingering pain my last for an extended period of time.
"Hey Pat, let's sneak up on Nate and give his drunk ass a kidney shot he'll fell in the morning! Then lets go soccor ball."
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When you mix an energy drink, alcohol, & sport drink together in one; It hurts your kidneys.
"Damn! That Kidney Killer fucked me up last night!"
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