DD

Drunk dial - to call someone by (cell)phone due to an advanced state of drunkennes.

Last night I was totally shitfaced, so I DD'd my ex'n asked her back, that bitch.

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DDS

Stands for Deep Dick Syndrome, occurs when you get the D too deep and achieve a belly ache

Girlll you can you pick me up some pepto, Jamal gave me that DDS last night

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DD

Developmentally Disabled. If you did/say something so retarded

This kid is so DD.

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DD

Dwarf Dick

hey did u see colin today, he has a dd

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DDS

Double Dick Suprise

Hey mom, I heard you got a DDS last night

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DDS

Difficulty Detecting Sarcasm.
A serious medical condition that makes it hard for diagnosed person to detect sarcasm.

1: "school was so boring today. I zoned out in class."
2: "it's not like you need to learn or anything".
1: "I kind of do. It's important."
2: " oh sorry I frogot you have DDS"

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dds

Don't dick suck

"Aye this my girl dds"

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