k:-(

An emoticon representing having an axe in your head.

Person 1: What's up?
Person 2: Headache.
Person 1: Oh
Person 2: k:-(

Person 1: Holy mary mother of god on rollerskates there's an honest to l33t axe in your head!
Person 2: A what now?
Person 1: You ---> k:-(
Person 2: Oh. Shit.

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k

ketamine- 2-(2-Chlorophenyl)-2-(methylamino)- cyclohexanone.

powered god

its a thin line between genus and insanity and I think I just snorted it.

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k

a word used to say it's okay, when really, it's not.

Jeff: you wanna go out to the movies?
Britney: sure.
Jeff: how 'bout 5?
Britney: k?
Jeff: WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKING MAD?

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K

The most powerful letter in the virtual world

Jack: Hey I can't hangout tonight.
Jill: K

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k

K is a word used to ruin all conversations with anybody important your crush your idol etc. When somone uses the term "k" they are clearly uninterested, fed up or sick of the conversation.

"(Long heart felt poem)"
"K"
Or

"I have a secret to tell, I love you"
"K"

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k

A shortened version of the words Okay or Ok. However, sometimes people (mostly of the female gender) find this word offensive.

Girl: Brb shower!
Boy: k
Girl: Fuck you, you heartless bitch.
Boy: ?

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k

1. An AK-47.
2. ketamine or special k. This cool drug is a dissociative and is usually snorted or taken orally in a pill(k-bomb).
3. A kilogram(KG). (1000g) 1kg = 2.2lb
4. A kilometre(KM).(1000m)1 mile = 1.6km
5. $1000.

1. "You better not be tellling any cunts about those K's that I got imported from Russia."
2. Dude 1: "You want to go bump a few lines of K?"
Dude 2: "I'm going to drop a 'k-bomb' later on....but I may aswell have a few lines now."
3. POThead 1: "How much do you think 10k of bud costs?"
POThead 2: "Hmmm,I dunno....that's a lot of weed."
4. "I live about 2 k's from here."
5. "Your car cost $100 000? (Said with doubt): Really 100k ? Bullshit!"

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