nobody cares

-the most annoying thing anyone can say to you
-what your ex-best friend said just to "look cool" around her/his other "more important" friends
-probably the worst thing to say to someone battling depression (even if you didn't know they had it)
-the reason I don't like you
-the words that made you cry for 2 hours when your crush said it
-the reason I don't talk to you anymore
-the reason I don't tell people how I feel

girl: *tells him something that happened that day*
guy: *slowly* nobody cares. (laughs w/ buddies)
girl later that night: *cries herself to sleep*

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sharing is caring

When you have something (usually food) and your friend wants some, its common to use this phrase.

*le you eating pizza while friend walks up*
Them: Can I have some?
You: No.
Them: Sharing is caring!
You: I don't care.

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Health care

Something I can't afford.

I'm too poor to afford health care.

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lawn care

trimming up the "private" areas

I saw Julie at the pool today, she looked good, but needs to do some lawn care before she wears that bikini again.

Care Plan

1)A bull shit assignment given to nursing students who have a lot of better things to do. Professors give these when they know the students don't have the time for it. Usually consists of at least 20 nursing diagnosis, and complete bull shit.

Joe: Fuck, i got this 20 page care plan to do.

Erin: Yeah me too, fuck those professors it's not like REAL nurses actually do these things... They just copy and paste.

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who cares

no one

who cares? nobody does.

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no one cares

Talking about something in which the intended audience does not give a flying fuck about.

That XefgT always says shit that no one cares about.

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