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I 1 2 1/2 6

Say it fast...

Barbara: I 1 2 1/2 6
Charles: ...

by MetalStrawss May 24, 2019

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


2 3 4 2 ?

like 143 which basically means " i love you" 2 3 4 2 means "do you love me?" each number represents the amount of letters in each word. the response can be either a "2" for no, or "3" for yes.

tabitha: "2 3 4 2 ?"
jon: "2"
tabitha: /facepalm

by spumoni4444 July 26, 2010

31πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


2 plus 2 equals 5

if u have two small knives and two large knives than u have five knives. because the mass of the two large knives could vary well equal the mass of three small knives therefore u have 5 knives. two plus two equals five... 2 plus 2 equals 5

if u have two small knives and two large knives than u have five knives. because the mass of the two large knives could vary well equal the mass of three small knives therefore u have 5 knives. two plus two equals five... 2 plus 2 equals 5

by HAWK123 August 17, 2009

20πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


2🦠2🦠 MATH

When the mathematical education of millions of students in developing countries, who don’t have access to a computer or the internet, were hard hit by the lockdowns, which forced the authorities to postpone the national exams to 2021β€”a painful reality that exposes the wide inequality gap between the haves and the have-nots.

With new waves of the coronavirus pandemic currently sweeping many parts of the developed world, how much would 2🦠2🦠 math students be affected in the new year, especially when they’re not likely to be vaccinated before their counterparts in the West?

by Covido November 29, 2020

4πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


1/2 and 1/2

half a hand job followed by half a blow job

Yo mumma dished out 1/2 a wristy then politely finito wit 1/2 a buenny j (1/2 and 1/2)

by Ticketyboo's mate potsy August 23, 2015

10πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


d24, 2 takt, fas 2

It's the choice of 12 year old swedish boys.

I'm gonna buy a volvo d24, 2 takt, fas 2!
How old r u?
12!

by LiLGuCk the man September 23, 2020


she was a 10 at 2 and a 2 at 10

Refers to a guy who has had a lot to drink (often around 2 A.M.) and seems to think that a certain woman - who is in fact NOT attractive - is a prize to take home - a 10. Upon awakening (figuratively 10 A.M.) he can't believe that he bed the dog - a 2 in the eyes of a sober man. He is awkwardly embarassed and often vows never to drink again in view of his drunken decision. His life is filled with reminders from comedic friends who never let him or his circle of friends EVER forget his encounter.

Scott: "Did you see that acne-cow Max went home with last night!?"
Connor: "How could you miss her! What a dog, and he slept with her?!?"
Scott: "Indeed my friend, after 15 beers he obviously had severe beer goggles only to find out that she was a 10 at 2 and a 2 at 10!"

by psiscott May 22, 2006

62πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž