Royal Mail

Bunch of mugs that lose your mail, open it, destroy it, can't deliver it on time n send it to the wrong address. Then decide it would be good for the people of the UK that they all go on strike. WORST DELIVERY SERVICE IN THE WORLD!

I bought a game off the internet last month on "Guaranteed Next Day Delivery", still hasn't came, nice one cheers Royal Mail!

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chain mail

mail you want to spam which most of the time you do. its pesky. kill it. stop sending it.

you read this, you will get kissed on Friday. B R E A K I T and your crush will ask someone else out. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don't send this to at least 10 people, by at least 1 am, you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. Just copy, paste and you will get kissed on Friday. DONT send it back to the person who sent it to you TAG UR IT!! This is so scary. Send this to 15 people in the next 143 mins.When you are done press F6 and your crushes name will appear- this is a chain mail

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daily mail

some garbage newspaper that paperboys
have to deliver

bloody daily mail garbage

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Junk Mail

See: Brett Favre

Hey Brett, no one really wants to see Junk Mail photos of your JUNK, okay idiot?

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daily mail

A horrid little window into an awesome universe of pure blockheaded spite. Spiralling galaxies of ignorance roll majestically against a backdrop of what looks like dark prejudice, dotted hither and thither with winking stars of snide innuendo.

Run out of toilet paper? Just use this copy of the Daily Mail.

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FWunk mail

Jokes, pics, chain mails, plastic bottle warnings, "girl-power" poems, etc that friends forward en masse. Often labeled "this is funny!" or "a must read" but seldom are either. The worst fwunk mails end with the instruction to forward it to your friends and the person who sent it.

If my parents send me one more Obama fwunk mail I'm forcing them out of retirement.

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I-Mail

"Idiot Mail" or the endless amount of ridiculous and inane email one receives from idiots all day long, especially at work or in a corporate context.

"I just got a bunch of I-mails from that idiot in marketing" or "why does corporate insist on I-mailing us this crap all day long?"

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