td presents

a dude who got corona.

walker: yo, did you hear that td presents has corona?
jesserthelazer: yeah, that man is stupid.

ode td

Ode means : crazy, a lot, it’s gonna be lit; basically its a east coast slang for its gonna get a lit function
Td means: td means touch down in the spot: good vibes, dancing, basically a good time

We gonna be ode td in the spot

5👍 1👎

wii-td

when you're playing with wii-self and you don't wrap it up

if it burns when you pee, you might have a wii-td.

elmer fudd get wascally and plays with wii-self.

7👍 2👎

td;dr

Too drunk; didn't read

Hey, check out this cool site! <link>

td;dr dude.

12👍 6👎

p!@td

Panic! At the Disco

“I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt, but I make these high heels work”
“P!@td”

td;cf

too drunk; couldn't follow

My wife was bitching at me about something but idgaf because td;cf.

Td;cf

Too drunk; couldn't follow

All I heard was blah, blah, blah because Td;cf