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Being high. The state of being high on marijuana.
"Man did you see peter last night he was all jonned up."
"I'm pretty jonned out right now."
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Taking information and misusing it intentionally. Molding and warping facts into arguments to solely match your opinion. This involves intentionally misrepresenting opposition and strategic omission of statements to help support your argument exclusively.
Similar to a spin doctor. Jon took what Corey said 2 years ago about a Baylor incident and applied it to a conversation about politics yesterday. He tried to force some connection that nobody else but him could even consider. The Baylor sexual harassment situation has absolutely nothing to with Harvey Weinstein but he tried to say that if you defended the student athletes of Baylor than you automatically support a director who was accused as well. Obviously this isn't the case but Jon is still jonning the point as loudly as possible.
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shorter term for Jonathon, also a code name for Lazarus and Leviathan, usually a common name of the 21st century goven to males. However, past dated documents depict Jons as demonic creatures residing in human entities. Their aura and presence can leave residual effects on humans such as night terrors or... bed wettings. To defeat a Jon one must have the correct alchemical brew at the ready applied to special grade steal or silver.
Derek: “I had a terrible Jon lastnight bro.”
Nathan: “I had a Jon the other night too!”
Their Dreams: “ We had Jons too! It was terrible!”
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jon is a huge junkie, he wears TN's, and rolls his trackies up. He is an abusive pric, and always has to have the benefit of the doubt. Makes little kids cry
man, jon is such a cunt, aye?
i dont know why his girlfriend stays with him
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The most annoying lil fucker in all of eastmeck
/Doesn’t know what dickrider means
/SoundCloud rapper
“Yo is that lil jon jon ?”
“Yo shut up he might hear us and come over here”