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1-v. the act of filling a girls vagina with a 18 inch or more cock and causing internal hemmoraging and days even weeks of walking bow-legged and may even sometimes require the use of a wheelchair or walking aid
2-n. a male whose sexual prowess is only matched by his witty banter and ability
Jacob Jupiter Armstronged Jody and broke two of her ribs.
Jacob is such a Jupiter Armstrong, thought Jody.
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Giving or receiving anal sex on first date.
Brad Pitt got a Jim Jupiter from Angelina. Brad was in love after he scored a Jim Jupiter from Angelina. Angelina always gives Jim Jupiters. Angelina is popular for her Jim Jupiter's. Brad has standard's in that he only dates girls who give Jim Jupiters.
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Post-coital anal leakage.
She had drops of Jupiter in her hair.
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gayest school, with blonde bimbo sluts and stupid jock guys.
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An expression when multiple things go awry at once.
I woke up to a leak under the dishwasher, then the dog barfed all over the new rug and next thing I know it, I have Covid! Jesus Christ on Jupiter!
A division of the Space Corps, established on Jupiter in the 23rd century. The 8-mile long mining ship Red Dwarf is operated by the JMC.
This is an SOS distress signal from the mining ship Red Dwarf...
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Jupiter High School is the single most worst school. It's gay as shit and only the most pussy ass bitches go here. Its the fucking worst.
Jupiter High School is for fucking pussy bitches, I fucking hate all the faggots that attend this shitty fucking school.
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