you make me want to off myself

To want to kill one's self

You make me want to off myself with your horrible grammar

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You make me happy in my pants

A phrase often used to establish the fact that the speaker is excited, sexually or not.

Jo: Y'think I'm getting a little fat?
Derrick: Joanna, you make me happy in my pants.
Jo: ...But you do think I'm fat?

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Do you make your own earrings?

A secret code used by gay women to figure out if the other woman is gay as well.

Do you make your own earrings? Yes, are you gay too?

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you make me want to take a shit

something you'd say to a hideously ugly person or somebody who has insulted you...great come back line creates luaghs to people who are near anywhere.

a ugly girl starts making fun of people and gets to one person and he says "you make me want to take a shit", whole bus laughs and she is humiliated.

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You make my pussy go poggers

A phrase used to express deep respect for another individual.

Guy 1:You make my pussy go poggers!

Guy2: Thanks bro, that means a lot.

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Why did you make me do this

The most iconic line from omni man

Why did you make me do this you're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Mark! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet.

Woah...That's How You Make a Shoe

Used when someone does something completely fuckin' amazing.

JD: "I just got a 100 on my pre-calc test!"
Me: "Woah...that's how you make a shoe."

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