The day, month that only true thugs are entrusted to have a birthday on. If you were born on this day your most likely one of the coolest people on.
P1:Keanna was born on january 13th?
P2:Yea, that must explain why she is sooooo friggen coooool
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The great depression with a twist
OOf for article 13
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If you were born on March 13th youβre the best kindest , sweetest , cutest , person on the earth β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Someone: hey weβre you born on March 13th because you are lookin cute
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The king of the ghouls and lead singer for an array of amazing bands; Frankenstein Drag Queens, Murderdolls, Wednesday 13, Bourbon Crow, Gunfire 76 and Maniac Spider Trash. A true master of every genre.
Obsessed with b-movies and classic horror, he has penned such classics as 'Buried by Christmas', 'Love at First Fright' and 'Bloodsuckers Anonymous'. What is there not to love?
In addition to this, he is the reason behind the popular internet phrase 'OMFW13' or 'Oh-my-fucking-Wednesday-13'
Person 1; 'O.M.F.G, what is that sound?'
Person 2; 'That is the music of the one and only, Wednesday 13'
Person 1; *dies and goes to heaven/hell (delete as appropriate)*
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Make out with your crush day
Boy: hey its september 13
Girl:ok so?
"Starts to make out"
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the best day of the year because it is my birthday, bitch
Omg, itβs November 13th! Thatβs Haileyβs birthday !!
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