boyfriend 15

When you start dating your s/o and fall into the trap of changing your eating and exercise habits. This is due to the lack of incentive to be slimmer since being in an established couple leads to complacency.

Nick, now you’re in a new relationship. Which puts you at risk for gaining the boyfriend 15. The boyfriend 15 quickly turns into the boyfriend 20.

Tier 15

Stay away from that! Do not do tier 15!

"Looks like your date went pretty good buddy"

"Uhh I dont know. Is the hug okay? Gimmie some tips man

"Bro, you gotta let things take their natural path. Look, look. Let me explain some junk about dating. Right now your at tier one. Which is hugging. But pretty soon you will be at tier two. Which is smooching. Then you will make it down the road to tier 5, where she will let you discover all fifteen feet of her long, beautiful stomach. And after a while, you will make it to tier eight, where you touch her horn for the very first time. Very special."

"What about tier fifteen?"

"Stay away from that, do not do tier 15!"

May 15

National blowjob day ! Make out with ur bf/gf and eat them out 🤤

- “ Hey it’s may 15, get down there “
- “ Ok, fine “

December 15

December 15 is national ask for your crushes number day!!

Friend: Why do you look so scared

Other friend: Because its December 15!

November 15

November 15 is the day where you have to hold your crushes hand, and hug them!

Alyssa: I am going to go give him a hug and hold his hand! After all its November 15!

May 15

This day is when a beautiful girl is born. Talk and thick and curly long hair. She’s the nicest and the most caring person you’ll ever meet. And she’s extremely athletic/talented!

May 15 = best day to be born

May 15

A day of celebration with the girl you like the most

Andrew: you see Annalisa over there?
Frank: Yeah? Why?
Andrew: I want to spend May 15 with her.