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This day is national eat whatever the fuck you want day. Whatever you want. Anything you want.
Yo it’s May 18th time to go eat some fucking pizza.
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National Boy Bestfriend Apreciation Day!
Your boy bestfriend is like your other half. They are always there for you, your bestest wingman and an annoying dumbass. They are so great they can be also known as your Flashcard-Buddie
November 18 is National Boy Bestfriend Day!!!
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“Oh shit she’s a badass bitch”
“Yeah she was born on November 18”
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August 18 is only the day extremely hot and sexy people are either born or celebrate their birthdays.
man 1: hey buddy, my wife gave birth to a baby boy on August 18.
man 2: better watchout man, ur lil' son may be fuckin hoes soon.
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Kiss,hug,ect. With your crush/girlfriend or boyfriend
Eww why u hug me?
It’s November 18 dumb ass
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national give your girlfriend a big hug and tell her you love her then give her a kiss and your hoodie .
person1 : mate where are all your hoodies
person 2: mate its october 18
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People who were born on this day are literally THE BEST PEOPLE in the world. Like they are perfect. Good looks, intelligence, physical superiority. The total package. There’s simply no denying it. If you meet someone born on this day, consider yourself lucky, because they will rock your world my friend. You haven’t known HAPPINESS unless you’ve met someone born on April 18th! You better watch out though, sometimes they are just so amazing that people within their vicinity can catch a bad case of jealousy. You don’t want that to happen. So word of advice: just accept the fact that they are better than you and you’ll be fine. Hip hip hooray.
“Yo see that girl over there? How is she so perfect? I’ve never met anyone like her before!”
“Bro didn’t you know? She was born on April 18!”
“Oh damn that makes sense! She’s literally a goddess”
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