National hook up with a girl day
Person 1: hey guess what I did today
Person 2: what?
Person 1: I made out with a girl cause it’s October 18th
Do anything to her ass, smack it, slap it, punch it, kick it, pinch it, play cars on it, play with tech boards on it, anything.
Why?
Because its october 18th aka national slap her ass day.
see that disabled guy over there he was born on October 18th
National hug someone you think is ugly day! On this day you have to hug someone you think is unattractive.
Reegan:ughhhh
Malea:what's wrong
Reegan: today is october 18th
Malea:oop I feel bad for you you gotta hug wyon
National “The End” day. That’s it, The End.
Karen: Okay kids today is October 18th you know what that means....
Kids: THE END
National give your girlfriends a hoodie day
Hey babe it’s October 18th can I have your hoodie
National send your boyfriend a booty pic day
Heyy it’s october 18th, you have to send me a booty pic 🍑
You’re welcome boys