COVID-19

A disease caused by a highly infectious virus known as SARS-COV-2. Can easily cause pneumonia.
Symptoms include fever, cough, shortness of breath, and a strong compulsion to travel abroad.

COVID-19 is also known to be able to effectively decrease carbon emissions worldwide.

George: "My grandma died from the COVID-19 virus today."
James: "Actually, COVID-19 is the disease, not the virus."
George: "Shut the fuck up James."

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February 19

National fuck your girlfriend day

Let's fuck its February 19

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September 19

On this day, some of the best and most beautiful humans are born. They make for the greatest of friends, and they are people you can hold dearly in your heart.

"He seems like he was born on September 19, he's such an amazing friend!"

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March 19

it's national bad bitch day.

this day celebrates the badest and pretty bitches in this world. is where all the baddies get together and have some fun. and of course, if your girl is a baddie herself, take her out and show her out to prove to other girls she the badest of em all.

him: "bae wake your badass up"
her: "what?"
him: "you wanna know way day is it???"
her:"uhh. March 19th"
him: "no baby its national bad bitch day"
her: "oh word, say less"

april 19

give your best friend a grilled cheese on this day

me: i want a grilled cheese
lillian: ok
me: i am lactose intolerant
lillian: what about it? it’s april 19. it’s only right

Prop 19

Failed. Now we have to wait another two years.

Bob: Hey Joe, Prop 19 failed, I can't fucking believe it...

Joe: Time to go light one up.

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June 19

IF YOU BORN ON THIS DAY U ARE A FINE ASS NIGGA

June 19

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