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Billy: Dad, what happened in the year 2020??
John: Son, that's Donald Trump's poop
Proof that God is dead.
2020 is the worst year ever! There's been wildfires, pandemics, war, rioting and more! I am pretty convinced that there is no God.
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A year that arrives in less than an hour, in which I will make the worst of my life. I plan to mentally and physically torture myself. I will do anything to make myself single and block out those girls with my female shield. If any human gets anywhere near close to me, I will stab them with a gun. If a female approaches me, I will make sure to poop in the center of their head and throw them into the ceiling fan if I even can after eating tons of chocolate candy I’m allergic to and getting fat off of them. I will proceed and repeat until 2021 is here, and I will take this oppurtunity of 2020 being current to destroy my social life and replace it with a lack of popularity and a commonly classified-as-me “socially awkward” character trait and for me to me recognized as the ultra-weird&awkward boy.
Someone else: “I’m planning to have a great 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set!”
Me: “I’m planning to have a terrible 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set.”
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Worst year to come mostly bc Donald Trump
Person #1: Hey dude remeber 2020
Person #2: Ohh yh that was the worst year
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This is the year that Donald Trump is elected out of office. Savor it.
In 2020, America will finally have a clear vision when looking at Donald Trump.
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